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: #Laughs How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

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: #Laughs Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?

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: #Laughs How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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: #Laughs A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for ,000+, and has 0.00+ in monthly payments.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?

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: #Laughs Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!The first little old lady had a huge stroke.

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: #Laughs Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City.

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: #Laughs Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2= (0.1$)^2= 0.01$= 1cHere $ means dollars and c means cents.

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: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

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: #Laughs What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe

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: #Laughs A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink.

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: #Laughs What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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: #Laughs A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree.

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: #Laughs A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.

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: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

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: #Laughs Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory.

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender.

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: #Laughs How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

: #Laughs Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?

: #Laughs How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it

: #Laughs A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for ,000+, and has 0.00+ in monthly payments.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?

: #Laughs Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!The first little old lady had a huge stroke.

: #Laughs Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City.

: #Laughs Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2= (0.1$)^2= 0.01$= 1cHere $ means dollars and c means cents.

: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

: #Laughs What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe

: #Laughs A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink.

: #Laughs What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.

: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

: #Laughs A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree.

: #Laughs A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.

: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

: #Laughs Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory.

: #Laughs A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender.

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