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: #Laughs "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'.

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: #Laughs While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella.

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeles

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: #Laughs What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

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: #Laughs Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

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: #Laughs Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.

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: #Laughs What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.

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: #Laughs 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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: #Laughs Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!

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: #Laughs Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

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: #Laughs After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

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: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy

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: #Laughs Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."

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: #Laughs What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!

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: #Laughs I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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: #Laughs "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'.

: #Laughs While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella.

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeles

: #Laughs What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.

: #Laughs Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

: #Laughs Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.

: #Laughs What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.

: #Laughs 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

: #Laughs Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!

: #Laughs Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

: #Laughs After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy

: #Laughs Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."

: #Laughs What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!

: #Laughs I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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