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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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: #Laughs Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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: #Laughs What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

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: #Laughs What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

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: #Laughs The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.

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: #Laughs Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female because men like to lick them, stick them, and then send them away.Windows are male because they're a pane, and because you can see through them.Shit is ma

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: #Laughs |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: 0.00.Patient: 0.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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: #Laughs Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.

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: #Laughs A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Eat one live t

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: #Laughs What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

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: #Laughs Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

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: #Laughs Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!

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: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to - north, south, east or westI don't get wasted after only 2 beers

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: #Laughs What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !

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: #Laughs What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!

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: #Laughs A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

: #Laughs Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

: #Laughs What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

: #Laughs What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

: #Laughs The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.

: #Laughs Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female because men like to lick them, stick them, and then send them away.Windows are male because they're a pane, and because you can see through them.Shit is ma

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: #Laughs |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: 0.00.Patient: 0.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

: #Laughs Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.

: #Laughs A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Eat one live t

: #Laughs What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

: #Laughs Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

: #Laughs Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!

: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to - north, south, east or westI don't get wasted after only 2 beers

: #Laughs What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !

: #Laughs What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing.

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