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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

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: #Laughs |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents

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: #Laughs What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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: #Laughs A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream.

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: #Laughs Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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: #Laughs A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

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: #Laughs An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise.

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: #Laughs |Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day.

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: #Laughs A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..

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: #Laughs Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two.

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: #Laughs |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.Around midday, the two chi

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

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: #Laughs A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket.

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: #Laughs |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches! What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!Who won the race betwe

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: #Laughs "Hello.

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: #Laughs An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

: #Laughs |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents

: #Laughs What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

: #Laughs A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream.

: #Laughs Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

: #Laughs St.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

: #Laughs A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation.

: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

: #Laughs An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise.

: #Laughs |Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day.

: #Laughs A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..

: #Laughs Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two.

: #Laughs |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.Around midday, the two chi

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

: #Laughs A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket.

: #Laughs |Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches! What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!Who won the race betwe

: #Laughs "Hello.

: #Laughs An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding.

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