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: #Laughs Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.

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: #Laughs Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

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: #Laughs What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine.

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: #Laughs How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

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: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

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: #Laughs |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

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: #Laughs A blind guy goes into a whore house.

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: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.

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: #Laughs |There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

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: #Laughs So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist.

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: #Laughs The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr.

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: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

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: #Laughs |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte itOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompileOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with

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: #Laughs In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

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: #Laughs |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house.

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: #Laughs Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.

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: #Laughs If you're feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it...Dance naked in front of your pets.Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to school as if nothing is wrong.

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: #Laughs Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.

: #Laughs Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

: #Laughs What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine.

: #Laughs How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...

: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

: #Laughs |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

: #Laughs A blind guy goes into a whore house.

: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.

: #Laughs |There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

: #Laughs So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist.

: #Laughs The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr.

: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

: #Laughs |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte itOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompileOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with

: #Laughs In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

: #Laughs |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house.

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: #Laughs Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.

: #Laughs If you're feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it...Dance naked in front of your pets.Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to school as if nothing is wrong.

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