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: #Laughs Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

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: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

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: #Laughs When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

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: #Laughs How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

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: #Laughs What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet

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: #Laughs Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.

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: #Laughs What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

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: #Laughs Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

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: #Laughs Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

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: #Laughs Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty...10.

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: #Laughs Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!

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: #Laughs Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!

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: #Laughs What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

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: #Laughs Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?

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: #Laughs Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

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: #Laughs Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.

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: #Laughs Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

: #Laughs When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

: #Laughs How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

: #Laughs What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet

: #Laughs Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.

: #Laughs What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

: #Laughs Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

: #Laughs Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

: #Laughs Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty...10.

: #Laughs Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!

: #Laughs Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!

: #Laughs What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

: #Laughs Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?

: #Laughs Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!

: #Laughs Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know.

: #Laughs Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.

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