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: #Laughs A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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: #Laughs Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

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: #Laughs 25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored.

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: #Laughs How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.

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: #Laughs Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

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: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.

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: #Laughs Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

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: #Laughs Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !

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: #Laughs On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change.

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: #Laughs What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

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: #Laughs A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store.

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: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine.

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: #Laughs Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

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: #Laughs |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful."Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.

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: #Laughs What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

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: #Laughs Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What's your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know, the Romans invented the art of love.O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!Spero nos familiares mansuros.I hope w

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: #Laughs Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse.

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: #Laughs An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road.

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: #Laughs A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?" The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

: #Laughs Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.

: #Laughs Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

: #Laughs 25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored.

: #Laughs How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.

: #Laughs Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.

: #Laughs Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

: #Laughs Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !

: #Laughs On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change.

: #Laughs What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

: #Laughs A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store.

: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine.

: #Laughs Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

: #Laughs |A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful."Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.

: #Laughs What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

: #Laughs Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What's your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know, the Romans invented the art of love.O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!Spero nos familiares mansuros.I hope w

: #Laughs Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse.

: #Laughs An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road.

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