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: #Laughs Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !kn

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: #Laughs Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.

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: #Laughs Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers.

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: #Laughs |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping.

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: #Laughs |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

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: #Laughs Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming : "My penis just died, my penis just died!"The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.

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: #Laughs Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

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: #Laughs Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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: #Laughs What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !

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: #Laughs Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school.

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: #Laughs Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

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: #Laughs An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error,

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: #Laughs "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife.

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: #Laughs My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

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: #Laughs Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !kn

: #Laughs Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.

: #Laughs Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers.

: #Laughs |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping.

: #Laughs |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

: #Laughs Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming : "My penis just died, my penis just died!"The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.

: #Laughs Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

: #Laughs Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !

: #Laughs Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school.

: #Laughs Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

: #Laughs An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error,

: #Laughs "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife.

: #Laughs My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

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