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: #Laughs "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."

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: #Laughs The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.

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: #Laughs A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?

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: #Laughs The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman.

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: #Laughs Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

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: #Laughs Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner.

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: #Laughs Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.

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: #Laughs A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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: #Laughs This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows.

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: #Laughs What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

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: #Laughs Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions.

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: #Laughs Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.

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: #Laughs Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.

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: #Laughs Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help fromthat renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased topresent the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.1) No known spe

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!

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: #Laughs Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.Exercise________ Calories burned per hourBeating around the bush -75Jumping to conclusions - 100Climbing the walls - 150Swallowing you

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: #Laughs Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happene

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.

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: #Laughs "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."

: #Laughs The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.

: #Laughs A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?

: #Laughs The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman.

: #Laughs Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

: #Laughs Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner.

: #Laughs Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.

: #Laughs A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

: #Laughs This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows.

: #Laughs What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!

: #Laughs What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

: #Laughs Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions.

: #Laughs Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.

: #Laughs Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.

: #Laughs Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help fromthat renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased topresent the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.1) No known spe

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!

: #Laughs Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.Exercise________ Calories burned per hourBeating around the bush -75Jumping to conclusions - 100Climbing the walls - 150Swallowing you

: #Laughs Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happene

: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.

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