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: #Laughs Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1.

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: #Laughs Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch!

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: #Laughs What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !

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: #Laughs What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

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: #Laughs On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers.

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: #Laughs I'm not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but...

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: #Laughs Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A.

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: #Laughs A guy is down on his luck.

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: #Laughs Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online.

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: #Laughs Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !

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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...

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: #Laughs A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

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: #Laughs EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit. Stop repeat offenders.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

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: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

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: #Laughs |Who's On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball.

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: #Laughs First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

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: #Laughs I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'

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: #Laughs A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.

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: #Laughs Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1.

: #Laughs Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch!

: #Laughs What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !

: #Laughs What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

: #Laughs On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers.

: #Laughs I'm not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but...

: #Laughs Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A.

: #Laughs A guy is down on his luck.

: #Laughs Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online.

: #Laughs Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...

: #Laughs A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

: #Laughs EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit. Stop repeat offenders.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

: #Laughs |Who's On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball.

: #Laughs First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !

: #Laughs Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

: #Laughs I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'

: #Laughs A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.

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