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: #Laughs Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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: #Laughs Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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: #Laughs The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spellin

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: #Laughs A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place.."A bit bewildered, the guy answers "But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here."The owner quietly

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: #Laughs The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

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: #Laughs |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!

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: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......

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: #Laughs This is a passenger announcement.

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: #Laughs A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch.

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: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

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: #Laughs A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains.

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: #Laughs "Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said.

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: #Laughs |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank account!And if you had a broken disk,It would hurt when you found out!Compress was so

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: #Laughs Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I just don't get along.""Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?"asked the second."I would if I could catch him at it,"replied the first.

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: #Laughs Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of th

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: #Laughs |Continuing Education Courses for Women Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

: #Laughs Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

: #Laughs Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

: #Laughs The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spellin

: #Laughs A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place.."A bit bewildered, the guy answers "But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here."The owner quietly

: #Laughs The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

: #Laughs |What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!

: #Laughs More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......

: #Laughs This is a passenger announcement.

: #Laughs A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch.

: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

: #Laughs A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains.

: #Laughs "Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said.

: #Laughs |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank account!And if you had a broken disk,It would hurt when you found out!Compress was so

: #Laughs Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I just don't get along.""Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?"asked the second."I would if I could catch him at it,"replied the first.

: #Laughs Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets.

: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

: #Laughs Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of th

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