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: #Laughs Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

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: #Laughs Aspirin makes a great contraceptive.

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: #Laughs Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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: #Laughs Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

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: #Laughs Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an intern!

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: #Laughs One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that those men who promised that they'd die for their woman just don't come through.

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: #Laughs How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze

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: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older.

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: #Laughs An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving.

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: #Laughs A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "

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: #Laughs Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know.

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: #Laughs There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!"Then the carrot was like "You think you got it bad they chop me up and stick me in HOT water!"Then the dick said "Ya,

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: #Laughs What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

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: #Laughs What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin

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: #Laughs A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.

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: #Laughs The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test.

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: #Laughs A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

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: #Laughs When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

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: #Laughs A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news...

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

: #Laughs Aspirin makes a great contraceptive.

: #Laughs Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

: #Laughs Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

: #Laughs Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an intern!

: #Laughs One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that those men who promised that they'd die for their woman just don't come through.

: #Laughs How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze

: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older.

: #Laughs An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving.

: #Laughs A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "

: #Laughs Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know.

: #Laughs There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!"Then the carrot was like "You think you got it bad they chop me up and stick me in HOT water!"Then the dick said "Ya,

: #Laughs What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

: #Laughs What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin

: #Laughs A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.

: #Laughs The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test.

: #Laughs A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

: #Laughs When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

: #Laughs A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news...

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