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: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

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: #Laughs Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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: #Laughs Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!

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: #Laughs It's so easy to milk a cow.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.

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: #Laughs If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death.

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: #Laughs A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon.

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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: #Laughs Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

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: #Laughs Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!

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: #Laughs Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for thedudes who have to read it.

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: #Laughs My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.

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: #Laughs In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and sexually ignorant into marriages arranged by their parents.In one particular case, an attractive young maid, from a very poor family was wed to a well-off, but relatively unattract

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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: #Laughs Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

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: #Laughs How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

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: #Laughs How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

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: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

: #Laughs Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

: #Laughs Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!

: #Laughs It's so easy to milk a cow.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.

: #Laughs If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death.

: #Laughs A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

: #Laughs Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

: #Laughs Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!

: #Laughs Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for thedudes who have to read it.

: #Laughs My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.

: #Laughs In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and sexually ignorant into marriages arranged by their parents.In one particular case, an attractive young maid, from a very poor family was wed to a well-off, but relatively unattract

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

: #Laughs Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

: #Laughs How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

: #Laughs How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

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