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: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

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: #Laughs A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

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: #Laughs Take the test...NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YOUR MIND OUR OF THE GUTTER! ? ? ? ? ? ?

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: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

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: #Laughs |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician.

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: #Laughs One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour."Paddy my friend", he said.

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !

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: #Laughs RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy..I'd have nothing to play with.A girl phoned me the other day and said ...."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over.

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: #Laughs A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place.."A bit bewildered, the guy answers "But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here."The owner quietly

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: #Laughs |HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over the intercom.

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: #Laughs A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

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: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

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: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get

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: #Laughs What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

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: #Laughs Twas the night before Payback...'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan.Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees,He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.He thought if h

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: #Laughs A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.

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: #Laughs You know how most packages say "Open here".

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: #Laughs he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my acquaintance-rape survivor gave to me,TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,E

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: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

: #Laughs A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

: #Laughs Take the test...NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YOUR MIND OUR OF THE GUTTER! ? ? ? ? ? ?

: #Laughs What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

: #Laughs |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician.

: #Laughs One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour."Paddy my friend", he said.

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !

: #Laughs RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy..I'd have nothing to play with.A girl phoned me the other day and said ...."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over.

: #Laughs A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place.."A bit bewildered, the guy answers "But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here."The owner quietly

: #Laughs |HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over the intercom.

: #Laughs A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get

: #Laughs What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !

: #Laughs Twas the night before Payback...'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan.Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees,He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.He thought if h

: #Laughs A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.

: #Laughs You know how most packages say "Open here".

: #Laughs he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my acquaintance-rape survivor gave to me,TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,E

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