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: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

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: #Laughs Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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: #Laughs A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class.

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: #Laughs Losing a wife can be hard.

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: #Laughs In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

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: #Laughs Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.

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: #Laughs What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !

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: #Laughs A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street.

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: #Laughs Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn't breed.

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: #Laughs Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party.

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: #Laughs |Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?A: 'Claws.' Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?A: A stri-ped!Q: Wh

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: #Laughs What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

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: #Laughs What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

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: #Laughs What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.

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: #Laughs A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by.

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: #Laughs There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise.

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: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

: #Laughs Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

: #Laughs Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

: #Laughs A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class.

: #Laughs Losing a wife can be hard.

: #Laughs In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

: #Laughs Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.

: #Laughs What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !

: #Laughs A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street.

: #Laughs Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn't breed.

: #Laughs Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party.

: #Laughs |Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?A: 'Claws.' Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?A: A stri-ped!Q: Wh

: #Laughs What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

: #Laughs What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

: #Laughs What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.

: #Laughs A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by.

: #Laughs There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise.

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