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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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: #Laughs What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

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: #Laughs How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.

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: #Laughs How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corner!

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: #Laughs Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him that was not a questionto ask and that he shouldn't ask it again.He then asked her her weight.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait.

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: #Laughs Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing.

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: #Laughs There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

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: #Laughs A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin andbreak her nose with a massive left hook.

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: #Laughs What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

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: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

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: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

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: #Laughs This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

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: #Laughs |A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.

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: #Laughs Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers.

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: #Laughs Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

: #Laughs What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

: #Laughs How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corner!

: #Laughs Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him that was not a questionto ask and that he shouldn't ask it again.He then asked her her weight.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait.

: #Laughs Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing.

: #Laughs There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

: #Laughs A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin andbreak her nose with a massive left hook.

: #Laughs What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

: #Laughs This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

: #Laughs |A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.

: #Laughs Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers.

: #Laughs Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.

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