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: #Laughs "Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."

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: #Laughs Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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: #Laughs It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar.

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: #Laughs This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection i

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: #Laughs A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job.

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: #Laughs A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.

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: #Laughs The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It's a solar-powered flashlight.

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: #Laughs Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

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: #Laughs Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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: #Laughs A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said.

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: #Laughs |AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership".

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: #Laughs A man was interviewing for a sales representative.

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: #Laughs A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain.

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: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

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: #Laughs Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.

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: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.

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: #Laughs There is a new study out about women.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

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: #Laughs "Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."

: #Laughs Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

: #Laughs It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar.

: #Laughs This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection i

: #Laughs A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job.

: #Laughs A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.

: #Laughs The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It's a solar-powered flashlight.

: #Laughs Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

: #Laughs Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

: #Laughs A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said.

: #Laughs |AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership".

: #Laughs A man was interviewing for a sales representative.

: #Laughs A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain.

: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

: #Laughs Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.

: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

: #Laughs Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.

: #Laughs There is a new study out about women.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

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