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: #Laughs I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:"If this car was a woman, she'd get pinched in the butt."Underneath which a graffiti read:"If this woman was a car, she'd run you over."

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: #Laughs |McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

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: #Laughs A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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: #Laughs An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

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: #Laughs What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!

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: #Laughs Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

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: #Laughs |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache - Needed when you go to da st

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it.

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: #Laughs YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

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: #Laughs |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

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: #Laughs Don was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.

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: #Laughs One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

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: #Laughs The Captain called the Sergeant in.

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: #Laughs |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: 0.00.Patient: 0.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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: #Laughs These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm asks the other...Hey, are we almost there??? Is this the fallopian tube??? Sperm #2 says "Naaaa this is still the esophagus".

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: #Laughs I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:"If this car was a woman, she'd get pinched in the butt."Underneath which a graffiti read:"If this woman was a car, she'd run you over."

: #Laughs |McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

: #Laughs A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

: #Laughs An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

: #Laughs What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!

: #Laughs Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

: #Laughs |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache - Needed when you go to da st

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it.

: #Laughs YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

: #Laughs |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

: #Laughs Don was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.

: #Laughs One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

: #Laughs The Captain called the Sergeant in.

: #Laughs |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: 0.00.Patient: 0.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

: #Laughs These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm asks the other...Hey, are we almost there??? Is this the fallopian tube??? Sperm #2 says "Naaaa this is still the esophagus".

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