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: #Laughs |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer.

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: #Laughs If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

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: #Laughs A man works in the operations department of a large bank.

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: #Laughs A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.

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: #Laughs Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

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: #Laughs Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !

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: #Laughs What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

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: #Laughs Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle EastAKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

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: #Laughs What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean

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: #Laughs Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

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: #Laughs Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line.

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: #Laughs Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

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: #Laughs Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.

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: #Laughs New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.

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: #Laughs An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises.

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: #Laughs THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !

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: #Laughs |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer.

: #Laughs If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

: #Laughs A man works in the operations department of a large bank.

: #Laughs A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.

: #Laughs Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

: #Laughs Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !

: #Laughs What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

: #Laughs Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle EastAKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

: #Laughs What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean

: #Laughs Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

: #Laughs Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line.

: #Laughs Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

: #Laughs Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.

: #Laughs New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.

: #Laughs An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises.

: #Laughs THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !

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