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: #Laughs Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

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: #Laughs Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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: #Laughs What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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: #Laughs How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

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: #Laughs A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy repl

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: #Laughs Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash

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: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

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: #Laughs At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't se

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: #Laughs Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

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: #Laughs One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.

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: #Laughs Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!

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: #Laughs What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.

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: #Laughs One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed a woman over in a field of wheat rowing in akayak.The Blonde then noticed also and the Brunette asked her "Why is she in aboat out in a field of wheat? There is

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: #Laughs If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death.

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: #Laughs When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

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: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

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: #Laughs What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!

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: #Laughs When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In hissleep.Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

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: #Laughs Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

: #Laughs Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

: #Laughs What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

: #Laughs How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

: #Laughs A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy repl

: #Laughs Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash

: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

: #Laughs At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't se

: #Laughs Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

: #Laughs One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.

: #Laughs Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!

: #Laughs What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.

: #Laughs One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed a woman over in a field of wheat rowing in akayak.The Blonde then noticed also and the Brunette asked her "Why is she in aboat out in a field of wheat? There is

: #Laughs If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death.

: #Laughs When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

: #Laughs What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!

: #Laughs When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In hissleep.Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

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