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: #Laughs Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids.

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: #Laughs What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

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: #Laughs This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

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: #Laughs A student was heading home for the holidays.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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: #Laughs The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does everyone call you?(_)Booger(_)Bubba(_)Junior(_)Sissy

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: #Laughs |The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

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: #Laughs A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane.

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: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to - north, south, east or westI don't get wasted after only 2 beers

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: #Laughs If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

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: #Laughs Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast.

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: #Laughs Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matt

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: #Laughs At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"

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: #Laughs What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein

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: #Laughs What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.

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: #Laughs Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids.

: #Laughs What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

: #Laughs This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

: #Laughs A student was heading home for the holidays.

: #Laughs Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

: #Laughs The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does everyone call you?(_)Booger(_)Bubba(_)Junior(_)Sissy

: #Laughs |The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

: #Laughs A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane.

: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to - north, south, east or westI don't get wasted after only 2 beers

: #Laughs If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

: #Laughs Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast.

: #Laughs Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matt

: #Laughs At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"

: #Laughs What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.

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