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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!

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: #Laughs Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.

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: #Laughs |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

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: #Laughs The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

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: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent."Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been ma

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: #Laughs Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10.

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: #Laughs Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home."Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

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: #Laughs A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.

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: #Laughs Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can't remember.

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: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

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: #Laughs Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.

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: #Laughs How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six...

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: #Laughs Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

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: #Laughs Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son.

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Mr.

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: #Laughs |There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft.

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: #Laughs What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!

: #Laughs Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.

: #Laughs |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

: #Laughs The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

: #Laughs "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent."Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been ma

: #Laughs Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10.

: #Laughs Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home."Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

: #Laughs A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.

: #Laughs Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!

: #Laughs Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can't remember.

: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

: #Laughs Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.

: #Laughs How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six...

: #Laughs Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

: #Laughs Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son.

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Mr.

: #Laughs |There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft.

: #Laughs What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!

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