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: #Laughs Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

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: #Laughs First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit's just a joke!Polands's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seaterCessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon incentral Poland.Polish search and res

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: #Laughs Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

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: #Laughs How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

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: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

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: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although

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: #Laughs |WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.

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: #Laughs Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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: #Laughs What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

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: #Laughs Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.

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: #Laughs What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

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: #Laughs Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

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: #Laughs Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !

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: #Laughs You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!

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: #Laughs What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

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: #Laughs Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

: #Laughs First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit's just a joke!Polands's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seaterCessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon incentral Poland.Polish search and res

: #Laughs Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

: #Laughs How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

: #Laughs Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although

: #Laughs |WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework.

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.

: #Laughs Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

: #Laughs What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

: #Laughs Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.

: #Laughs What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.

: #Laughs Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

: #Laughs Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !

: #Laughs You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!

: #Laughs What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

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