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: #Laughs How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !

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: #Laughs It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection.

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: #Laughs What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

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: #Laughs A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary.

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: #Laughs My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her.

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: #Laughs Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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: #Laughs An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant.

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: #Laughs |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.

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: #Laughs Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

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: #Laughs What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

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: #Laughs Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

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: #Laughs A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

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: #Laughs |Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

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: #Laughs |How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!

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: #Laughs An aircraft is about to crash.

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: #Laughs |Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it! Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play! Why were the two managers sitting around sketc

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: #Laughs A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the

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: #Laughs |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

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: #Laughs |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight.He breaks the fight up and asks what the fight was about.The oboe player says, "He broke my reed! I was just about to play my big solo wh

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: #Laughs A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life.

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: #Laughs How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !

: #Laughs It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection.

: #Laughs What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

: #Laughs A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary.

: #Laughs My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her.

: #Laughs Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

: #Laughs An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant.

: #Laughs |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.

: #Laughs Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

: #Laughs What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

: #Laughs Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

: #Laughs A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

: #Laughs |Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

: #Laughs |How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!

: #Laughs An aircraft is about to crash.

: #Laughs |Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it! Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play! Why were the two managers sitting around sketc

: #Laughs A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the

: #Laughs |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

: #Laughs |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight.He breaks the fight up and asks what the fight was about.The oboe player says, "He broke my reed! I was just about to play my big solo wh

: #Laughs A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life.

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