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: #Laughs What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !

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: #Laughs What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

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: #Laughs The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?

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: #Laughs Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that bran

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: #Laughs Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

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: #Laughs A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.

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: #Laughs The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

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: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

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: #Laughs A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh.

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: #Laughs Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York.

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: #Laughs What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.

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: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

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: #Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away.

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: #Laughs A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.

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: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Li

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: #Laughs Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.

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: #Laughs What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !

: #Laughs What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

: #Laughs The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?

: #Laughs Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that bran

: #Laughs Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

: #Laughs A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.

: #Laughs The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

: #Laughs A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh.

: #Laughs Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York.

: #Laughs What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents.

: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away.

: #Laughs A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.

: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Li

: #Laughs Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.

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