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: #Laughs What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

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: #Laughs |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!

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: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

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: #Laughs What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!

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: #Laughs What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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: #Laughs What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!

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: #Laughs Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !

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: #Laughs Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care.

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: #Laughs A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, ki

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: #Laughs What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

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: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

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: #Laughs A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert.

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: #Laughs The boss called one of his employees into the office.

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: #Laughs 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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: #Laughs There was once a wide mouth frog.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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: #Laughs The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.

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: #Laughs How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

: #Laughs |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!

: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

: #Laughs What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

: #Laughs What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!

: #Laughs Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !

: #Laughs Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care.

: #Laughs A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, ki

: #Laughs What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

: #Laughs "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this instant, I'll have Grandma perform another striptease for you.""If this plexiglass wasn't between us, I'd wash your mouth out with soap, young man."

: #Laughs A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert.

: #Laughs The boss called one of his employees into the office.

: #Laughs 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

: #Laughs There was once a wide mouth frog.

: #Laughs Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

: #Laughs The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.

: #Laughs How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !

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