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: #Laughs A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery.

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: #Laughs Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviou

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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

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: #Laughs |DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like structure where aircrafts were kept.When a pilot about to do a preflight check approached without his identification in plain vie

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: #Laughs Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.

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: #Laughs Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!

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: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

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: #Laughs For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.During the first trimester, you do it regular style.

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: #Laughs What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side.

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: #Laughs |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear up space on user's hard disks.

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: #Laughs Questions: 1.

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: #Laughs Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

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: #Laughs The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny.

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: #Laughs Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home.

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: #Laughs |A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the

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: #Laughs What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:"It's kinda like trying to pass a watermelon through a keyhole."

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: #Laughs A horny young man went to a brothel...

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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: #Laughs |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

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: #Laughs A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery.

: #Laughs Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviou

: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

: #Laughs |DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like structure where aircrafts were kept.When a pilot about to do a preflight check approached without his identification in plain vie

: #Laughs Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.

: #Laughs Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!

: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

: #Laughs For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.During the first trimester, you do it regular style.

: #Laughs What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side.

: #Laughs |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear up space on user's hard disks.

: #Laughs Questions: 1.

: #Laughs Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

: #Laughs The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny.

: #Laughs Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home.

: #Laughs |A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the

: #Laughs What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:"It's kinda like trying to pass a watermelon through a keyhole."

: #Laughs A horny young man went to a brothel...

: #Laughs What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!

: #Laughs |"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

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