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: #Laughs Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost.

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: #Laughs Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

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: #Laughs What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money!

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: #Laughs A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication.

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: #Laughs Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my daughter in front of me.

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: #Laughs I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !

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: #Laughs Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor.

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: #Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

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: #Laughs What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o

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: #Laughs Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you are the groom.How many showers is the bride supposed to have? At least one within a week of the wedding.What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? Anything except "Tied to the Whi

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: #Laughs What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!

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: #Laughs Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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: #Laughs Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!

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: #Laughs Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself

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: #Laughs Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news.

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: #Laughs What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

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: #Laughs A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the hearse hit a bump.The coffin was bumped loose, fell out onto the road and began sliding back toward town.

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: #Laughs Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost.

: #Laughs Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

: #Laughs What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money!

: #Laughs A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication.

: #Laughs Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my daughter in front of me.

: #Laughs I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !

: #Laughs Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor.

: #Laughs First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D.

: #Laughs What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o

: #Laughs Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you are the groom.How many showers is the bride supposed to have? At least one within a week of the wedding.What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? Anything except "Tied to the Whi

: #Laughs What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!

: #Laughs Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

: #Laughs Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!

: #Laughs Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself

: #Laughs Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news.

: #Laughs What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

: #Laughs A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the hearse hit a bump.The coffin was bumped loose, fell out onto the road and began sliding back toward town.

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