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: #Laughs A young couple decided to wed.

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: #Laughs This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes.

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: #Laughs What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!

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: #Laughs Inventions by Blondes...1.

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: #Laughs |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day.

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: #Laughs Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads

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: #Laughs A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now.

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

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: #Laughs Hey buddy.

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: #Laughs Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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: #Laughs What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

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: #Laughs One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

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: #Laughs |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!

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: #Laughs Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle - just standing there, frozen.The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his

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: #Laughs |Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is always just around the corner.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.It is always necessary to have a backup.They'll do whatever you say if

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: #Laughs What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

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: #Laughs This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car.

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: #Laughs What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!

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: #Laughs A young couple decided to wed.

: #Laughs This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes.

: #Laughs What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!

: #Laughs Inventions by Blondes...1.

: #Laughs |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day.

: #Laughs Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads

: #Laughs A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now.

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

: #Laughs Hey buddy.

: #Laughs Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

: #Laughs What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

: #Laughs One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

: #Laughs |Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!

: #Laughs Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle - just standing there, frozen.The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his

: #Laughs |Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is always just around the corner.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.It is always necessary to have a backup.They'll do whatever you say if

: #Laughs What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

: #Laughs This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car.

: #Laughs What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!

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