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: #Laughs President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"The barman says, "Yep, that's them."So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

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: #Laughs Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the man hiding Elian Gonzalez in a closet during the raid of the house that was illegally holding him.Some people claim they were shouting,"Bingo!Bingo!Bingo!"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !

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: #Laughs What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!

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: #Laughs A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for .

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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: #Laughs Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.

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: #Laughs Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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: #Laughs She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.

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: #Laughs At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms.

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: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

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: #Laughs The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.

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: #Laughs Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

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: #Laughs |What's the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes.

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: #Laughs What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak

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: #Laughs What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

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: #Laughs President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"The barman says, "Yep, that's them."So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

: #Laughs Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the man hiding Elian Gonzalez in a closet during the raid of the house that was illegally holding him.Some people claim they were shouting,"Bingo!Bingo!Bingo!"

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !

: #Laughs What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!

: #Laughs A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for .

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

: #Laughs Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.

: #Laughs Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

: #Laughs She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.

: #Laughs At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms.

: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

: #Laughs The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.

: #Laughs Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

: #Laughs |What's the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes.

: #Laughs What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak

: #Laughs What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

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