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: #Laughs |In prison, you get three square meals a day.

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: #Laughs "I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel.

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: #Laughs Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !

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: #Laughs One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.On the first Friday the teacher ask

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: #Laughs What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.

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: #Laughs A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child.

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: #Laughs The theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your last role was magnificent, Mr.

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: #Laughs After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival.

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: #Laughs Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

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: #Laughs A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!I almost had an accident!I loo

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: #Laughs What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.

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: #Laughs What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

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: #Laughs Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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: #Laughs A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie.

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: #Laughs Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah willmerge.An industry source said that the deal had been in the works about 1300 years.While details were

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: #Laughs What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

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: #Laughs Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a family.

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: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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: #Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

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: #Laughs |In prison, you get three square meals a day.

: #Laughs "I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel.

: #Laughs Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !

: #Laughs One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.On the first Friday the teacher ask

: #Laughs What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.

: #Laughs A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child.

: #Laughs The theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your last role was magnificent, Mr.

: #Laughs After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival.

: #Laughs Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

: #Laughs A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!I almost had an accident!I loo

: #Laughs What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.

: #Laughs What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

: #Laughs Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

: #Laughs A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie.

: #Laughs Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah willmerge.An industry source said that the deal had been in the works about 1300 years.While details were

: #Laughs What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

: #Laughs Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a family.

: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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: #Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

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