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: #Laughs What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

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: #Laughs The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life.

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: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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: #Laughs One node short of a network.

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: #Laughs How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.

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: #Laughs |An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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: #Laughs Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

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: #Laughs A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.

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: #Laughs What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !

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: #Laughs What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglassesin the distance?Nothing.

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: #Laughs Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas.

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: #Laughs Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

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: #Laughs What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

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: #Laughs A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree.

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: #Laughs An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.

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: #Laughs Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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: #Laughs There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.

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: #Laughs What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

: #Laughs The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life.

: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

: #Laughs One node short of a network.

: #Laughs How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.

: #Laughs |An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels.

: #Laughs Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

: #Laughs Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

: #Laughs A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.

: #Laughs What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !

: #Laughs What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglassesin the distance?Nothing.

: #Laughs Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas.

: #Laughs Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

: #Laughs What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

: #Laughs A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree.

: #Laughs An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house.

: #Laughs Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.

: #Laughs Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

: #Laughs There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.

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