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: #Laughs Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

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: #Laughs The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, "Your problemis that you are looking for a particular kind of woman.You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is notparti

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

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: #Laughs Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion.

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: #Laughs A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino.

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: #Laughs When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !

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: #Laughs Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.

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: #Laughs Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.

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: #Laughs |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it.

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: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

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: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

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: #Laughs |How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!

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: #Laughs Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them."The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk ab

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: #Laughs Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

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: #Laughs Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!

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: #Laughs Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty.

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: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

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: #Laughs A man joins the crew of a ship.

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: #Laughs Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

: #Laughs The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, "Your problemis that you are looking for a particular kind of woman.You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is notparti

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

: #Laughs Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion.

: #Laughs A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino.

: #Laughs When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !

: #Laughs Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.

: #Laughs Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.

: #Laughs |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it.

: #Laughs |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door."Please let me in," says the man desperately.

: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

: #Laughs |How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!

: #Laughs Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them."The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk ab

: #Laughs Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

: #Laughs Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!

: #Laughs Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty.

: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

: #Laughs A man joins the crew of a ship.

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