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: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

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: #Laughs How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.

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: #Laughs There were Two guys at a bar.

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: #Laughs What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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: #Laughs A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.

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: #Laughs |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

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: #Laughs Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

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: #Laughs What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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: #Laughs Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child.

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: #Laughs |These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !

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: #Laughs Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasawaiting his arrival.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar.

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: #Laughs Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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: #Laughs What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do.

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: #Laughs |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.

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: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

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: #Laughs ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer.

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: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

: #Laughs How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.

: #Laughs There were Two guys at a bar.

: #Laughs What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

: #Laughs A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.

: #Laughs |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

: #Laughs Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

: #Laughs What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

: #Laughs Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child.

: #Laughs |These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !

: #Laughs Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasawaiting his arrival.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar.

: #Laughs Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

: #Laughs What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do.

: #Laughs |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.

: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

: #Laughs ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer.

: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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