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: #Laughs |Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

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: #Laughs A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

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: #Laughs Woman: Two Achoo! tickets, please.

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: #Laughs John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."

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: #Laughs Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.

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: #Laughs Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls""Are they that big?" asked the other."No they're this dirty."

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: #Laughs What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !

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: #Laughs "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"

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: #Laughs |A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde."You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde."I can't cut your hair with the

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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: #Laughs Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!

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: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind it."

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: #Laughs Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!

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: #Laughs Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head.

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: #Laughs -Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt.-Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.-Why are most brunettes flat-chested?

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: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

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: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up.

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: #Laughs |Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

: #Laughs A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

: #Laughs Woman: Two Achoo! tickets, please.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."

: #Laughs Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.

: #Laughs Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls""Are they that big?" asked the other."No they're this dirty."

: #Laughs What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !

: #Laughs "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"

: #Laughs |A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde."You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde."I can't cut your hair with the

: #Laughs THINGY (thing-ee) n.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

: #Laughs Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!

: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind it."

: #Laughs Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!

: #Laughs Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head.

: #Laughs -Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt.-Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.-Why are most brunettes flat-chested?

: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up.

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