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: #Laughs |Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.

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: #Laughs A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas.

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: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor.

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: #Laughs What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?Whatever happened to preparations A through G?When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?When cows laugh, does milk com

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: #Laughs |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to.

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: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

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: #Laughs Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat.

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: #Laughs There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks.

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: #Laughs A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.

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: #Laughs A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday.

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: #Laughs This chick walks into a doctor's office and the nurse tells her to take off her clothes and that the doctor will be with her in a minute, so she does.

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: #Laughs Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

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: #Laughs A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me.Can you help me accept my ug

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: #Laughs I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon?""Sure it does," he said.

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: #Laughs What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.Q: How do you

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: #Laughs Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

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: #Laughs There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician.

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: #Laughs |Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.

: #Laughs A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas.

: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor.

: #Laughs What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?Whatever happened to preparations A through G?When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?When cows laugh, does milk com

: #Laughs |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to.

: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

: #Laughs Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat.

: #Laughs There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks.

: #Laughs A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.

: #Laughs A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday.

: #Laughs This chick walks into a doctor's office and the nurse tells her to take off her clothes and that the doctor will be with her in a minute, so she does.

: #Laughs Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

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: #Laughs A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me.Can you help me accept my ug

: #Laughs I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon?""Sure it does," he said.

: #Laughs What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

: #Laughs |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.Q: How do you

: #Laughs Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

: #Laughs There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician.

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