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: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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: #Laughs How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !

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: #Laughs Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

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: #Laughs A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son.

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: #Laughs How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.

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: #Laughs The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!" 3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!" 4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping 5.The Sp

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: #Laughs What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !

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: #Laughs My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.

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: #Laughs Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles.

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: #Laughs When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing.

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: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

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: #Laughs Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.

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: #Laughs How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!

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: #Laughs Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!

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: #Laughs Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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: #Laughs A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

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: #Laughs Did you hear about Tempura House?It's a shelter for lightly battered women.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

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: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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: #Laughs What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

: #Laughs How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !

: #Laughs Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

: #Laughs A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son.

: #Laughs How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.

: #Laughs The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!" 3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!" 4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping 5.The Sp

: #Laughs What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !

: #Laughs My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.

: #Laughs Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles.

: #Laughs When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing.

: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

: #Laughs Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.

: #Laughs How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!

: #Laughs Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!

: #Laughs Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

: #Laughs A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

: #Laughs Did you hear about Tempura House?It's a shelter for lightly battered women.

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

: #Laughs What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

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