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: #Laughs The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper.

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

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: #Laughs Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !

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: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

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: #Laughs A boy from France comes to America.

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: #Laughs On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

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: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

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: #Laughs Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

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: #Laughs Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.

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: #Laughs March Into Battle by Sally Forth

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: #Laughs How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?

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: #Laughs ZipperGate Update...In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering afull throated confession to Kenneth Starr.

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: #Laughs "Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' "Who says they're acting?"

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

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: #Laughs What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!

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: #Laughs What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.

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: #Laughs |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock.

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: #Laughs I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm.

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: #Laughs The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper.

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

: #Laughs Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !

: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

: #Laughs A boy from France comes to America.

: #Laughs On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

: #Laughs Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

: #Laughs Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.

: #Laughs March Into Battle by Sally Forth

: #Laughs How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?

: #Laughs ZipperGate Update...In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering afull throated confession to Kenneth Starr.

: #Laughs "Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' "Who says they're acting?"

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

: #Laughs What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!

: #Laughs What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.

: #Laughs Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.

: #Laughs |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock.

: #Laughs I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm.

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