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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano.

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: #Laughs How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

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: #Laughs What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !

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: #Laughs Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit.

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: #Laughs Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.

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: #Laughs This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1.

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: #Laughs Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

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: #Laughs A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock.

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: #Laughs Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.

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: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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: #Laughs What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!

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: #Laughs The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, orelse...

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: #Laughs Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.

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: #Laughs What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

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: #Laughs Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano.

: #Laughs How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.

: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

: #Laughs What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !

: #Laughs Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit.

: #Laughs Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.

: #Laughs This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1.

: #Laughs Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.

: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

: #Laughs A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney.

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock.

: #Laughs Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.

: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!

: #Laughs The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, orelse...

: #Laughs Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.

: #Laughs What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

: #Laughs Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.

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