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: #Laughs Net News - The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive website.The site is said to offer meany great new features including a downloadable picture of Jesus Christ which will bounce around your screen after a preset length of time.It h

: #Laughs |What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?Anything he likes!What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?A failure!What is stronger an elephant or a snail?A snail, because it carrie

: #Laughs Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.Every morning is the dawn of a new error...A flying

: #Laughs A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area - Expected around 0,000 in cash daily ).

: #Laughs An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, th

: #Laughs Can any of you relate to these "addiction" quips? I sure can :)The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past you to catch her 7am school bus.The remote to the T.

: #Laughs Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

: #Laughs Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain until the earth is covered with water and all the evil is destroyed.

: #Laughs |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

: #Laughs How are men like noodles?They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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