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: #Laughs Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.
: #Laughs My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
: #Laughs Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account.
: #Laughs Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
: #Laughs Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John,A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone,It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife.Penis, that
: #Laughs A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.
: #Laughs Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35 "A diamond" 48 "A bigger diamond" 66 "Home Alone"
: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.
: #Laughs The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game.
: #Laughs Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
: #Laughs I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell i
: #Laughs Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible.
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