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: #Laughs How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.

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: #Laughs Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, t

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: #Laughs Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!

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: #Laughs A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest.

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: #Laughs Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

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: #Laughs This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment."This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, any age, any time, anywhere and it is just driving me crazy with

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: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

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: #Laughs One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around hispenis.

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: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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: #Laughs Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

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: #Laughs Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard.

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: #Laughs A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs.

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: #Laughs The theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your last role was magnificent, Mr.

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: #Laughs What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.

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: #Laughs Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and Idaho blows.

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: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

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: #Laughs There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma.

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: #Laughs |Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!

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: #Laughs Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight.

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: #Laughs The population of this country is 237 million.

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: #Laughs How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.

: #Laughs Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, t

: #Laughs Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!

: #Laughs A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest.

: #Laughs Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

: #Laughs This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment."This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, any age, any time, anywhere and it is just driving me crazy with

: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

: #Laughs One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around hispenis.

: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

: #Laughs Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

: #Laughs Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard.

: #Laughs A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs.

: #Laughs The theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your last role was magnificent, Mr.

: #Laughs What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.

: #Laughs Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and Idaho blows.

: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

: #Laughs There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma.

: #Laughs |Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!

: #Laughs Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight.

: #Laughs The population of this country is 237 million.

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