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: #Laughs Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said,"Look at the legs among that group.""Sorry old chap." replied the second doctor.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !

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: #Laughs What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?

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: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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: #Laughs Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: "Is this seat empty?"Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you si

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: #Laughs If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?European! (You're a Peein')And if you really gotta go bad?Russian!

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: #Laughs Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain't Prince Charming!! (and added comments)1.

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: #Laughs What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.

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: #Laughs What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.

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: #Laughs |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along.

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: #Laughs |An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announ

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: #Laughs This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1.

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: #Laughs December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.

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: #Laughs When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

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: #Laughs Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Moni

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: #Laughs It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

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: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number.

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: #Laughs Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said,"Look at the legs among that group.""Sorry old chap." replied the second doctor.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !

: #Laughs What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?

: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

: #Laughs Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: "Is this seat empty?"Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you si

: #Laughs If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?European! (You're a Peein')And if you really gotta go bad?Russian!

: #Laughs Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain't Prince Charming!! (and added comments)1.

: #Laughs What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.

: #Laughs What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.

: #Laughs |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along.

: #Laughs |An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announ

: #Laughs This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1.

: #Laughs December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.

: #Laughs When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

: #Laughs Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Moni

: #Laughs It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number.

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