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: #Laughs A doctor walks into a bank.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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: #Laughs How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!

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: #Laughs A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms.

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: #Laughs |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!

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: #Laughs Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?A: A mutt in a rut!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?A: A dog that keeps barking up the wro

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: #Laughs What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.

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: #Laughs |A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

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: #Laughs Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.

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: #Laughs IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.If you work too hard, there is never any time fo

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: #Laughs Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assu

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: #Laughs A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter.

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: #Laughs The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H...

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

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: #Laughs We yanks just love to pass the blame.

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: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

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: #Laughs How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.

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: #Laughs |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.

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: #Laughs A doctor walks into a bank.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

: #Laughs How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!

: #Laughs A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms.

: #Laughs |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!

: #Laughs Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks

: #Laughs |Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?A: A mutt in a rut!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?A: A dog that keeps barking up the wro

: #Laughs What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.

: #Laughs |A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

: #Laughs Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.

: #Laughs IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men.........If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.If you work too hard, there is never any time fo

: #Laughs Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assu

: #Laughs A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter.

: #Laughs The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H...

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

: #Laughs We yanks just love to pass the blame.

: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

: #Laughs How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.

: #Laughs |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base.

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