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: #Laughs Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !

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: #Laughs Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"

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: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

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: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."

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: #Laughs Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: "Is this seat empty?"Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you si

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: #Laughs Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven.

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: #Laughs Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family.

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: #Laughs Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home.

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: #Laughs This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids.

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: #Laughs 3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family aremourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?The first guy says, "I would like to hea

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: #Laughs At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !

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: #Laughs What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

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: #Laughs Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"

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: #Laughs An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The ol

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: #Laughs Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !

: #Laughs Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"

: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."

: #Laughs Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: "Is this seat empty?"Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you si

: #Laughs Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven.

: #Laughs Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family.

: #Laughs Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home.

: #Laughs This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids.

: #Laughs 3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family aremourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?The first guy says, "I would like to hea

: #Laughs At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

: #Laughs What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !

: #Laughs What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

: #Laughs Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"

: #Laughs An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The ol

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