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: #Laughs |It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very flattered.What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."

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: #Laughs My friend is nuts.

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: #Laughs Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."

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: #Laughs What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

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: #Laughs Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.

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: #Laughs What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.

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: #Laughs A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep.

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: #Laughs What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no eye deer.

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: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

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: #Laughs Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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: #Laughs What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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: #Laughs How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.

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: #Laughs They say that men only think about sex.

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff will try to ensure that all elephants are completelyprehunted before he sees them.

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: #Laughs |What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!

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: #Laughs Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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: #Laughs If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

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: #Laughs A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice to either go to Heaven or Hell.

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: #Laughs A woman called in a repairman to fix her television.

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: #Laughs What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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: #Laughs |It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very flattered.What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."

: #Laughs My friend is nuts.

: #Laughs Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."

: #Laughs What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

: #Laughs Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.

: #Laughs What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.

: #Laughs A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep.

: #Laughs What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no eye deer.

: #Laughs Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who giv

: #Laughs Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

: #Laughs What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"

: #Laughs How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.

: #Laughs They say that men only think about sex.

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff will try to ensure that all elephants are completelyprehunted before he sees them.

: #Laughs |What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!

: #Laughs Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

: #Laughs If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

: #Laughs A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice to either go to Heaven or Hell.

: #Laughs A woman called in a repairman to fix her television.

: #Laughs What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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