Tag: Laughs
Sorted by: Newest Newest Oldest

: #Laughs A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No,

: #Laughs Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children.

: #Laughs A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year old daughter asked her why there were two holes in your nose.Her four year old son quickly responded with, "So you can still breath when you pick your nose!"

: #Laughs A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."

: #Laughs A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying flowers.The brunette says to the blonde "now I'm going to half to spread my legs!", and the blonde says "why? don't you have a vase?"

: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?A: She turned it over and used the other side.

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
Previous Page Next Page
Terms of Use Create Support ticket Your support tickets Stock Market News! © desicheers.com2025 All Rights reserved.