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: #Laughs |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him his will.

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: #Laughs A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box

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: #Laughs |When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale.

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: #Laughs |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: What were you doing?1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.Judge: And what were you doing?2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.

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: #Laughs Once, a gay man went to heaven.

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: #Laughs A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him.

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: #Laughs 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.Please don't let me be late to church...."As she was running she tripp

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: #Laughs |The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it.

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: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday.

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: #Laughs What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.

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: #Laughs Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!

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: #Laughs Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion.

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: #Laughs Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

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: #Laughs A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27.

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: #Laughs A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

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: #Laughs Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, andwasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband.

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: #Laughs |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him his will.

: #Laughs A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box

: #Laughs |When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale.

: #Laughs |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: What were you doing?1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.Judge: And what were you doing?2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.

: #Laughs Once, a gay man went to heaven.

: #Laughs A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him.

: #Laughs 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church.Please don't let me be late to church...."As she was running she tripp

: #Laughs |The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it.

: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday.

: #Laughs What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.

: #Laughs Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!

: #Laughs Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion.

: #Laughs Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man.

: #Laughs Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

: #Laughs A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27.

: #Laughs A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

: #Laughs Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid.The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, andwasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband.

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