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: #Laughs Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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: #Laughs An aircraft is about to crash.

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: #Laughs Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator.

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: #Laughs One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news.

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: #Laughs A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

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: #Laughs Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

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: #Laughs What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him.

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: #Laughs I got an anonymous letter today.

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: #Laughs Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.

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: #Laughs A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence.

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: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught break

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."

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: #Laughs Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.

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: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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: #Laughs Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

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: #Laughs Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

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: #Laughs Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

: #Laughs An aircraft is about to crash.

: #Laughs Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator.

: #Laughs One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news.

: #Laughs A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

: #Laughs Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

: #Laughs What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him.

: #Laughs I got an anonymous letter today.

: #Laughs Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.

: #Laughs A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence.

: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught break

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."

: #Laughs Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.

: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

: #Laughs Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

: #Laughs Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.

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