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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !

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: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

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: #Laughs What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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: #Laughs Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time...

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

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: #Laughs A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer.

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: #Laughs THINGY (thing-ee) n.

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: #Laughs A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phon

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: #Laughs A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up.

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: #Laughs I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

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: #Laughs How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

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: #Laughs Missing a layer of insulation in his attic.

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: #Laughs The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury claim.

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: #Laughs One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.

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: #Laughs Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1.

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: #Laughs Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor.

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: #Laughs Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were inspired,In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required."The children were quiet (not asleep) in thei

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !

: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

: #Laughs What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

: #Laughs Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time...

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

: #Laughs A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer.

: #Laughs THINGY (thing-ee) n.

: #Laughs A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phon

: #Laughs A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up.

: #Laughs I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

: #Laughs How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

: #Laughs Missing a layer of insulation in his attic.

: #Laughs The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury claim.

: #Laughs One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.

: #Laughs Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1.

: #Laughs Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor.

: #Laughs Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were inspired,In hopes we could manage "Some Assembly Required."The children were quiet (not asleep) in thei

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